Landon 

A Landon is shorter than most, good at math and science and very quick to judge people. A Landon usually has a strong love for sports and is caring from time to time. Their moods can change depending on the number of people surrounding him and id a good friend if he gets to know you.

Landon: hey bro get on my level!
Bro:*bends knees* is this better nugget?
Landon:*plots plan for revenge😾

Landon by Gold Lynx August 2, 2018

Landon 

Is a piece of shit

Did you just take a Landon?

Landon by PimpDaddySwagLad January 7, 2016

landing pad 

Something you put down on the bed or other surface to prevent it from getting dirty or wet from having sex. Usually this is a towel, but anything will do.

person1: I am horny, lets get it on.
person2: Well I just changed the sheets so put a landing pad down!

landing pad by CA dream'in August 21, 2009

Landen 

Landen is usually the person in the back of the class or in the office who is somebody everyone know. Don't fucking lie. You know one. They usually are not very open about emotions and prefer black as a favorite color. You have seen him wearing a black shirt or hoodie or at least something black. When you try to have a serious conversation about emotions, he answers the question "Are you ok?" with a monotone "Sure"
He also enjoys to make self deprecating jokes or dark jokes that worries people.

But don't make him mad.

Ever.

"You are such a LANDEN"

"oh, hey landen

Landen by Black Little Planet July 22, 2018

landon 

The happiest anorexic you'll ever meet, constantly cuts himself with his father's clipped toenails and thuroghly enjoys the sensation of gargling balls down his throat

That guys is a Landon.

landon by Pinged Clit October 8, 2016

Landon 

Some fuck boy with a fat head or "Big Head." This man suffers from erectile disfunction and having a big ass head, okay... he's got a fucking egg for a head.

Jesus, Carl being a Landon again.

Landon by BooperSkooper March 18, 2017

Landen 

A very gay kid that will slap your ass every so often. He tends to make someone a third wheel and blames you for it. He is very scrawny and swears he is athletic. He can't do his own work and copies of any answers that he can. Often times seen been a stupid nigger faggot

Don't be a Landen.

Landen by ImmortalF34r December 3, 2019