Knee Job

When a girl, typically a weird one, puts her vagina on your knee and starts to ride it vigorously until she climaxes. It usually does nothing for the guy and his knee thats involved.

Elizabeth-I wanna have an orgasm.

Me-Okay..I can help with that!

Elizabeth-Let me ride your knee.

Me-Wtf? Okay..

Elizabeth-No don't watch the movie! Watch me give you a sexy knee job. I've had a lot of practice.

Me-Uh-mm.. this is doing nothing for me.

Elizabeth- Sh-shh! I'm almost done!

by MC Hammer! December 8, 2010

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Bottom Knee Thing

Bottom Knee Thing

The position that a Bottom will normally let themselves fall asleep in, it consists of putting one knee up to the chest, and the other stretched, normally sleeping on one's side.

Bottom Knee Thing'd there way to sleep.

by JermCracker September 30, 2021

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knee-walker

A person at work who licks, sucks, and swallows their way to the top. Can also be known as a suck-up.

That bitch has only been here for three hours, and she's already been promoted six times. What a fucking knee-walker!

by KenPone October 25, 2003

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knee deep

oversupplied with or excessively involved in something

Leave before your knee deep in sleaze.

by The Return of Light Joker October 13, 2009

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Knee to-the Eye

Doing that crazy dance move where you put a hand behind your head and a hand on your calf and bring them closer together while hopping on one leg. Well doing that and then bringing your two hands so close that your knee hits your eye causing you to say "fuck".

Josh: Look at this sexy dance I'm doing!
Albert: Dude, you look like a whore!
Josh: fuck man!
Albert: That was a total Knee to-the Eye!
Josh: touche man, fuck that hurt!

by Mysterious Lady 2011 February 24, 2011

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