Sympathy Junk 

The phantom genital pain a member of the opposite sex gets when reading or hearing about someone's junk being injured.

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I felt him getting kicked in the balls in my sympathy junk.

Sympathy Junk by Perm-suspended February 1, 2020

Greg Oden's junk 

(verb) When someone sends you a text or email or calls you on the phone and uses the words Greg Oden's junk in a discrete manner.

(noun) What it sounds like.

He called me on the phone and Greg Oden's junked me before I could hang up on him.

Greg Oden's junk by hrizerty April 27, 2011

janky 

Despicably dishonest incompetent self serving shady bastard of a character, questionable quality, often used in conjunction with "cheap ass piece of shit " of very poor quality. no integrity, useless, not to be trusted. no good

That janky doctor performs janky procedures on old people just to get the insurance money before they die.

Or

That janky piece of jewelry my janky boyfriend gave me fell apart the first time I wore it.

janky by luvya August 7, 2013

Junk Shot 

Punching somebody in the balls.

Dude, I just hit Steve with a gnarly junk shot...I think he started pissing blood.

Junk Shot by DickSauceJones May 27, 2010

too much junk in the trunk 

An ass that is too fat; a rump that is too plump; being too big in the butt.

Robin would be pretty hot except that she has too much junk in the trunk.

too much junk in the trunk by PMax April 13, 2008

cum junkie 

A male or female, but usually a male that will forsake his own getting off to suck and eat cum from a mans cock

John sucked off Steve and then Mark while Mark was sleeping. John is such a cum junkie.

cum junkie by Cum Junkie Walter November 15, 2005

junk 

male sex organs.

"man, they may as well add junk to the medical dictionary as an anatomical term for male sex organs" -boy in my class

junk by bea June 30, 2003