Dem Jewish Niggs 

a useless piece of human race that Hitler should've eliminated along with the rest of them and turned into soap.

Calm Down Normies its a joke

Dem Jewish Niggs were Gassed

Dem Jewish Niggs by JAJAJAOSH January 31, 2019

The Jewish disappointment 

Running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first

It’s the Jewish disappointment

The Jewish disappointment by Tiger21boss July 3, 2020

that's jewish 

A horrid term used to describe things that are stupid by non-jews, these people are ignorant

stupid boy: haha, you can;t afford that? its only 50 dollars, that is so Jewish, ahaha

that's jewish by Sarah February 10, 2005

When I were a lad... I was Jewish 

The ultimate ending to a "When I were a lad" hardship story, automatically staking claim to being a victim of all the suffering and inequality that has ever occurred since the beginning of time.

When I were a lad... I was Jewish. But the anti-semites couldn't stop me from becoming a humble multi-millionaire Hollywood producer.

When I were a lad... I was Jewish by Associationisnotfree February 22, 2008

Pardes Jewish Day School 

kind, no bullying, rule follower, inclusive

that isn’t very pardes Jewish day school of you

Pardes Jewish Day School by Miss girl January 7, 2021

Sneaky Jewish Anthem 

"Hava Nagila" in integrity, an anthem considered by many to have sneaky traits as well as some superior capital control over their peers.

This strongly reminds me of the time that dude EMANATED the "Sneaky Jewish Anthem" while washing his hands with hand sanitizer after entering the bank.

Sneaky Jewish Anthem by Tartar of Undergarnments January 18, 2021

born Jewish privilege

The privilege a Jew born of a Jewish mother has over a Jewish convert or a patrilineal Jew.

That's born Jewish privilege that they treat you better there than they do Jewish converts.

born Jewish privilege by BrooklynJew September 6, 2021