Not today, Jason

A phrase to say affirmatively when you are about to call Jason and you remember that you’re mad at him.

Jason just popped into my head. Should I call him? NAH! Not today, Jason!

by CallMeMaybe3435 February 06, 2022

Jason Tang

Guy with literally the most humongous cock on the planet, even though he's Chinese... Legend has it that it grew 6 inches over night

Nobody:
Jason Tang: Bruh I got the biggest dick on the planet lmao

by BBC Bason April 23, 2019

Jason Hodges

Baddest mother fucker to ever be born in January

Jason Hodges is the baddest mother fucker to come through these doors

by Baddest MF February 04, 2022

Jason Payne

The most genius person in the world. He will smile and talk to you, but you will figure it out that you don’t really understand what the fuck he is saying. He can remember 210 of the Pi in a FREAKING morning!!!

William: Hey, you know Jason Payne?
Frances: No?
William: Damn, he is the most genius person.

by Mr.Slug March 16, 2021

Jason Richemond

A tall person, Or thing that is tall.

"your tall like a Jason Richemond "

by Cbreezyfan1 January 24, 2021

Jason Pominville

The best player of the post-2000 Buffalo Sabres. Has played 12 seasons for the Sabres and was their captain before his stint in Minnesota. He’s scored over 200 goals with the Sabres. Many Sabres fans refer to Buffalo, New York, as Pominville, USA. He wears number 29 and has for his entire career in both Buffalo and Minnesota.

Bill: Time to boost the population of Pominville! He scored again tonight!
Fred: Wow, that’s his fifth straight game with a goal! Go Jason Pominville!

by BuffaloBen15 March 03, 2019

jason tan

Big fat boiiiii vro

Jason tan means that hes so chilled and and he says vro a lot

by Ya boii Jason May 29, 2017