Happy Salmon

Putting a hand between the legs of somebody (unknown to the person) and moving your hand rapidly back and forth, touching the legs, in an attempt to freak the person out. The motion of the hand resembles a fish out of water.

-"We so scared that girl with the happy salmon we just pulled. She keeps her back to the wall at all times now. Hahaha!!!"

by IrrelephantElelphant March 28, 2010

Happy Valley

The area where Penn State is located. The greatest place on earth for college. So named because everyone is always partying and happy!

"I go to Penn State, the heart of Happy Valley."

by portero August 30, 2006

Happyass

noun. Term of affection or disregard.

Get over here Happyass! We ain't got time for your piddledickin'around.

by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004

Happy-time

A time in a man's day when he becomes sexually horny and begins to masturbate

"hey man, whats up"

"hey dude, yo I brought over some playboy. and man is page 17 HH-OT!!!"

"oh shit man, its happy-time"

by kingyugi2000 August 17, 2009

Uncle Happy

The unofficial Pendako uncle. He is friendly, big, hairy, hands out beatings, loves you, is behind you, and he also is known for being unique.

"Uncle Happy just smacked that gobber up nicely with his left leg."

by Anonymous April 6, 2005

Five dollar happy meal

A blow job given by an Asian masseuse in a massage parlor.

Asian masseuse: you want special?
Client: yeah, baby, I want a five dollar happy meal.

by CommanD'OH January 1, 2010

A couple fries short of a Happy Meal

Nuts, Crazy

That guy is making no sense at all. He must be a couple fries short of a Happy Meal

by nolaughingmatter May 23, 2010