Using the large forward pelvic thrust withdrawn completely out of the bacon hole so that the bacon gets hammered. :) Yes I masterbate and know nothing about this. and thus you "hammer bacon"
by texas chilli bowl July 31, 2011
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by SpodyO August 7, 2012
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to check in non-working computer code right before a big meeting and deploy to the demonstration server.
by Marine Coder April 4, 2013
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Get the hammered lamb mug.1. When you're about to participate in the act of an extremely good tugging
2. What you tell someone when you're about to participate in wild masterbation / annialating yourself sexually
2. What you tell someone when you're about to participate in wild masterbation / annialating yourself sexually
Guys, I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm going to hop on xnxx and throw on an orgasm compilation and just absolutely hammer myself.
I'm so horny for a ravaging I'm going to turn on bukkake porn and hammer myself until I splooge right into the carpet.
I'm so horny for a ravaging I'm going to turn on bukkake porn and hammer myself until I splooge right into the carpet.
by TwonnyTrash January 20, 2016
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by Wayne Rathbun March 30, 2016
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