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Gorn

Originally an alien race of large lizard people in the original Star Trek that raided the outer colonies untill Captain James T. Kirk shot one with diamonds and improvised gunpowder. They are now known as extremely anoying blog or YouTube commenters that aren't trolls but ignorant people who can't understand humor or irony and are quick to troll rate. Much like the Gorn that Captain James Kirk so righteously shot, the are unemotional reptiles that hiss.
JamesTiberius: Check out the video of this guy getting gorged by a Buffalo in Colorado after he cornored and tried to pet it.
G0rnHegemony: This is unacceptable, I am troll rating you!
JamesTiberius(-1): you are an f'ing Gorn!
by Hand Plucked King August 23, 2009
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Gorman

Gorman

1st definition: Noun: A person, esp. a shyster, who uses unscrupulous, fraudulent, or deceptive methods in business but spends all his earnings on prostitutes

2nd definition: Verb: To take other peoples hard earned cash to make fruitless business ventures, rife with hollow promises.

3rd definition: Noun: A person who runs a business on the verge of destitution due to his poor organizational skills
I did a job for the circus when they came to town but the bastards pulled a gorman on me and spent my wages on drink and porno.
by Texas BBQ 666 May 11, 2011
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Gordon

Did you see the bulge in his pants?! He's such a Gordon.
by Carlyiswanderlust June 27, 2016
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Goro

The Best Mortal Kombat figher. 4 Arm half humn, half dragon I mean come on he is a straight up pimp. He was original a sub boss in MK1 and in MK4 but is playable in MK Trilogy and MK Decption.
Goro just kicked my ass on here again I QUIT!
by C-Lint July 26, 2005
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Gorgeous

1) magnificent
2) breathtaking
3) absolutely indescribable through only words
4) involving a large emotional component and attraction variable
"Look at that nurse dressed as a pirate. She is gorgeous. I just have to go talk to her."
by HandsomePirateBenji February 12, 2010
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Gordon Campbell

A Canadian tyrant; a British Columbia politician who does not know the meaning of fairness; a mean-spirited Liberal leader that wants to dismantle anything public, such as education and health care, so private companies can make a profit which is done at the cost of losing the quality systems that BC is famous for; a man who arbitrarily makes laws to suit the sole needs of his government's agenda and not the people he works for; a leader that uses his legislative hammer to crush organized labour without regard for what is actually fair and reasonable.
1) Q -"John, how come you are making 14.50 an hour when last year you made 17 doing the same work?"
A - "Well, Janet, we took a wage rollback a year after we negotiated a contract with the Campbell government. We also have to work an extra hour, which was not part of the agreement. Must be nice to have the legal right to rip up any contracts you agreed to."
"Dang, John, you've been Campbelled by cuts!"

2) Q - "Jeff, why are you teachers on strike?"
A - "Because we have not had a contract for a year and a half, then the Campbell government imposed a contract on us that we did not agree to. Since we now "had" a contract we were deemed to be striking illegally. The government gave us no pay increase, and no changes to class sizes, among other things. I have 42 students in my PE class, and 35 in my Chem 12 class. How is that fair for student learning conditions? Heck, just give me a lecture hall and a microphone and I'll teach 300 kids - I just hope they don't need help."

"Wow, Jeff, the Liberals say they want the best education system and they appreciate teachers' work. Sounds more like you've been Gordon Campbelled."

"Exactly why we're on strike, and why all the other unions in this province will be on strike."
by Mike de Jong July 21, 2008
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Gorgeous

On point, hot, beautiful, handsome. Something Will Hogan is not.
Gorgeous is not something to describe @LukeWillWalker
by darthk41 July 14, 2014
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