Crazy Fucker

One psychopathic doesn't give a shit about anyone or anything manic daredevil.

Jack Nicholson in the shining is one crazy fucker

by robvandammage May 2, 2010

Pizza fucker

Someone who literally has sex with pizza.

Gino: What the hell are you doing?!??!?
Khonjin: I'm jacking off with my pep-pep-pepperoni pizza
Gino: You god damn pizza fucker

by Gay_spag February 22, 2017

the job's fucked/knackered

Despite your best efforts, a task or assignment has met with total failure.

' I've tried everything, but it's not going to happen.The job's fucked/knackered'.

by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007

mk ultra fucked

When you are so so so un fucking believably fucked,.. that you may as well have been kidnapped and are being experimented upon.. ala mk ultra secret us nazi government program. Also describes a heighted state of paranoia, fear and quite possibly delusion.

That batman shooter looks so mk ultra fucked. Shit son

by Porkyjewlovingtwo March 23, 2016

its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn

meaning something very rare, or impressive.

my skills are so good "its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn"

by pizzaking May 4, 2011

Badger-fucked

The degraded mental and physical state of existence which occurs following a twisted session of intoxication. Extreme gurning, severe bad breath and absence of any communication skills are key factors in determining whether a person is truly 'badger-fucked'. However, this condition naturally lends itself to self-diagnosis - sometimes only the victim can fully assess their own shambolic state.

This condition is exclusively the result of excessive (and sometimes mixed) drug taking - usually focussing around a party or clubbing night. Moderate alcohol consumption and all-night dancing, fuelled by Ecstacy, leave the individual thoroughly monged and perilously close to the edge. In this situation, the smoking of a large cannabis reefer or bong is most likely to ensure progression to a state of 'badger-fucked'.

Basic whitey management should be employed at all stages to avoid early disaster.

Dropping in the Absinthe Bar got things started and Harding's stomping set did the business, so we were pretty monged as we shambled back to the Bulldog sometime after 6am. The bong immediately made an entrance and 45 minutes later I was absolutely badger-fucked.

by Alastair November 12, 2003

fucker

A complete asswipe with no reason to live

You cock suckin, titty suckin, asshole of a dick lickin, peter puffin, ball licker, anal fuckin, cranberry asshole of a shit eatin fucker, Go to fuckin hell, bi-otch

by joe January 26, 2004