Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.
The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.
by Forensics Shiznit May 18, 2020
Get the hasn't seen the football since the kickoff mug.Foot snorkeling is a means of maintaining the optimum temperature for getting to sleep on those nights when a duvet cover or blanket provides too much heat, while the use of a sheet alone would provide too little.
It involves allowing a foot to protrude outside the duvet so as to achieve a cooling and ventilating effect, not just for the foot, but for the entire body. As such, the foot acts like a snorkel for the aspiring sleeper, providing a constant supply of air. Foot snorkeling is especially useful when sharing a bed with an exquisitely beautiful and sexy woman.
It involves allowing a foot to protrude outside the duvet so as to achieve a cooling and ventilating effect, not just for the foot, but for the entire body. As such, the foot acts like a snorkel for the aspiring sleeper, providing a constant supply of air. Foot snorkeling is especially useful when sharing a bed with an exquisitely beautiful and sexy woman.
-God Almighty, Liam, I didn't sleep a wink last night. These balmy summer days are great, but trying to get a decent kip is a nightmare. I'm waking up every two hours bathed in my own sweat. If the weather continues like this I'm going to have to go out and buy one of those summer duvets.
-Well Margaret, don't be hasty, you know what the weather's like in this country. The day you buy your summer duvet the temperature will in all likelihood drop by ten degrees, and you'll probably never use the thing again. However, your problem could easily be overcome through judicious use of the foot snorkeling technique.
-The foot snorkeling technique? How does that work?
-It's very simple. Take off all your clothes and get into my bed and I'll give you a demonstration.
-Well Margaret, don't be hasty, you know what the weather's like in this country. The day you buy your summer duvet the temperature will in all likelihood drop by ten degrees, and you'll probably never use the thing again. However, your problem could easily be overcome through judicious use of the foot snorkeling technique.
-The foot snorkeling technique? How does that work?
-It's very simple. Take off all your clothes and get into my bed and I'll give you a demonstration.
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Get the food pregnancy mug.The act of putting off eating until absolutely necessary due to external factors such as the fridge being too far away or the street being too damn cold to go out and get pizza.
by mvolfman January 22, 2013
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Emily: Lets just order in some pizzas when Mel gets here
Tilly: Nah we can't, Mels a food wanker, she wont eat it.
Tilly: Nah we can't, Mels a food wanker, she wont eat it.
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Person 2: Yeah man, I think I am going to have food paralysis for a couple days.
Person 2: Yeah man, I think I am going to have food paralysis for a couple days.
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