dog flounder

When you fuck your bitch doggy style so hard she flips like a flounder

I fucked her so hard doggy style she was looking like a dog flounder

by That Capano Guy January 12, 2016

shit floats

The opposite of "The cream rises". A saying used to denote that people in positions of power often got where they are through corruption and do not deserve the advantages they have

Tom: I got promoted again, the cream rises!
Tony: No dude, shit floats.

by D Flawless October 16, 2020

Oil floats on Water

1) Wait for it to rain

2) Cover Yourself in Oil

3) Fly

“Oil Floats on Water!”
“1) Wait for it to Rain?”
“2) Cover Yourself in Oil-“
“3) Fly...”

by Jacket1989_ December 4, 2020

banana float

When a male ever so gently rests his cock on a female's lips (either pair works).

Ciki- Yo did u hear Lazo banana floated Lola?

by Gay cunt 3 May 19, 2021

Feelin' the flow, doin' the dance...

A optimal state of mind and being - similar use to "in the zone", "cold-chillin" or "it's all good."

1. "Sup dawg?"
"Feelin' the flow, doin' the dance..."

2. Happy Gilmore cheers and uses a golf club to do bull dance
Gary Potter: to his caddy Doing the Bull Dance, feeling the flow. Working, working.

by Jeanyis June 10, 2008

Dirty Fur Flossin'

Dirty Fur Flossin' - the name given to the act of performing oral sex on someone with pubic hair.

Example - So things started getting really hot and heavy. Next thing I know she has my junk in her mouth and she was dirty fur flossin' me like it was going to bring world peace.

by fartytoot January 26, 2009

Umatilla, Florida

A place where rednecks rejoyce and party all year round. The schools are "smart" but they teach you nothing. The people in Umatilla are very personal but they can't keep a secret.

Please tell me you didn't tell her my secret. She's from Umatilla, Florida.

by captainhollywood January 1, 2012