To stare at someone who is obviously wrong, lying, inappropriate, or asking you something you will never answer. The blank stare continues until they realize their mistake and the awkwardness reaches fever pitch.
So, he said he called, but since there was no record of this on my caller id, no missed calls on my cell, and no message on either phone, I blank-faced him until he admitted that he had meant to call me but hadn't actually called me.
by Boogiedownbronx May 28, 2009
Get the blank-facemug. Eating so much sodium-laden fast food late at night that you don't recognize yourself in the mirror the next morning.
"Damn. Did you see old gal today? Her face was so blown up I couldn't even recognize her. She must have Super Sized at McDonald's last night."
"Help. Someone. Let me out of here. I am stuck inside this face prison and I can't get out!"
"Help. Someone. Let me out of here. I am stuck inside this face prison and I can't get out!"
by Alfsonso March 17, 2010
Get the Face Prisonmug. by McGmoney March 14, 2011
Get the Game facedmug. by toldyouZed May 21, 2016
Get the Face Furnituremug. When a (white) man has a face that looks like a farmer's, or that one of his previous ancestors could have been a farmer, very plain faced, with smaller eyes, a strong triangle at the eyebrows when wincing, and usually a shaved head, receding hairline, or buzzed head.
If you put a pair of overalls and/or a farmer hat and/or in front of a tractor, they would look the part.
Corey Taylor of Slipknot/Stone Sour, James Hetfield of Metallica, and Farron Cousins of The Ring of Fire are excellent examples of Farmer Face
If you put a pair of overalls and/or a farmer hat and/or in front of a tractor, they would look the part.
Corey Taylor of Slipknot/Stone Sour, James Hetfield of Metallica, and Farron Cousins of The Ring of Fire are excellent examples of Farmer Face
Girl: Corey Taylor is soo hot! What do you think, babe?
Guy: Uh, he totally has farmer face. Throw him in some overalls posing in front of a tractor and he'd pass.
Girl: God dammit, you're right. You ruined him for me 🙄
Guy: 🤷🏻 ♀️
Guy: Uh, he totally has farmer face. Throw him in some overalls posing in front of a tractor and he'd pass.
Girl: God dammit, you're right. You ruined him for me 🙄
Guy: 🤷🏻 ♀️
by 2Rs2Ns June 7, 2019
Get the Farmer Facemug. Face crickets : That strange Facebook phenomenon which happens when you post the best, the funniest, the saddest, or the most profound status update ever, and receive no likes, no share, no comments and only "Face crickets" .
by RSGarza64 August 25, 2013
Get the Face cricketsmug. When you get rid of the erroneous, random folks that you've collected as facebook friends. Most you have not met, they just had a profile pic that appealed to you, you took the bait, and they accepted.
After face purging, I no longer needed to pay attention to club/crappy bar special invites of the women/Justin Gurians I invited to be my FB friends... finally, I was at peace.
by asusundevil12345 March 12, 2010
Get the face purgingmug.