Empty Sack

The residual garbage you are left with after a failed sexual experience; an unfilled condom.

#1
Evan: "Sammmmmmaaaaaayyyy did you lay a fat nut on that chick's face last night?"

Sammy: "nah man... she made me use a condom, so you know I was left with an empty sack."

#2
Eric: "Hey Gabe, why are you in such a bad mood, bro?"

Gabe: "Listen Brother, you'd be in a bad mood too if an empty sack was sitting YOUR trash bin."

by MadeThatBitchFRAMEOUS July 13, 2016

Empty tissue box

Meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch "Fault in Our Stars".
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.

1) I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.

by The Maniacal Sponge May 17, 2016

empty page syndrome

When you haven't updated your social media pages in days, weeks or longer.

The bar under my apartment is awesome but they've got empty page syndrome, you never know if there's events or happy hour looking at their Twitter.

by @cam May 16, 2016

emploitering

Emploitering: (v)
Getting off work, and proceeding to hang around your place of employment because you have nothing better to do.

Hey, don't you have any friends outside of this place?

No, that's why I'm always emploitering after work...

by whoismarcuslee December 2, 2016

emptying

The process of take things out of another thing.

Jerry started emptying his things from the long trip.

by Anomysnognd June 5, 2017

empty barrel

An accurate term describing how uneducated loud-mouths sound when they speak about topics they know nothing about. People often labeled as such will cry racism, rather than believe they could possibly be both inarticulate and incorrect. Ant. - woke, smart

That Congresswoman is such an empty barrel; always talking like her clueless ass actually knows something.

by Yankees 2nd Baseman October 22, 2017

empty barrel

Similar to the term 'empty suit' used in business circles, it refers to anyone who has a position of seeming importance and looks the part, but is actually ineffectual, incomptent, or stupid. Looks good on the outside but no content or substance.

Q: What do you think of the new congressman?

A: Not much-- mostly just an empty barrel, that one.

by Hundo-1 October 22, 2017