Eating net

When you are at a goth club and are so eager to please a woman that you go down on her before even taking off her fishnet stocking.

I was at The Pit last night and some creep totally tried eating net out of nowhere.

by jpoawijrolm;lk August 26, 2010

eating vagina

Orally pleasing a woman with the mouth and tongue in the vagina. oral sex

As Finn was eating vagina belonging to princess bumble gum, she was eating his ass.

by thejuice_is_loose January 20, 2018

Eating naughty pork pies in the bath

Bath time botty action with processed meat in the bath

The fetish of inserting processed meat into the rectum, whilst having a bath. E.g. Pepperoni, pork pies, a savaloi or a sausage roll.

"Yeah, I'd definitely say I'm kinky but not OVERLY so. I'm up for eating naughty pork pies in the bath every now and again, but nothing too crazy!"

by Mr. Retsbol March 31, 2021

Crayon Eating Motherfucker

A vast majority of guys in internet chat rooms, who cannot seem to grasp the basic principles or respect, class and dignity...or the concept that most women dont want to see their dicks...no matter how proud you may be of it. This also cover guys who think jacking off in front of random women is in anyway at all a turn on to us.

If one more Crayon Eating Motherfucker sends me a dick pic I am going to spray mace in his dickhole!

by ddyslilfckdll February 25, 2019

Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys

A perjorative term for any French citizen. Only used by idiots who couldn't find France on a labelled world map.

Uh, yeah, uh, Hitler would be, like, dead now if the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys had stood up to him in World War, uh, one...no, wait, that was two...yeah...oh, wait...he is dead now? Oh. Um.

by Sadiesez June 2, 2010

Shit Eating Grin

See: Obama

Obama's Shit Eating Grin can be seen from space.

by Happy Neff September 11, 2012

eating is not cheating

Oral Sex is not cheating

Arnold looked up slowly and spoke with an accent... "eating is not cheating"

by tewkewl January 2, 2009