Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
Get the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermimug. Flapping around with your hands like dumb flippers and tunnel vision when something shocking happens.
I roll up on a this bike crash and I'm trying to dial 911 but my hands went all emergency dolphin and it took four tries
by flukeskybalker April 27, 2022
Get the Emergency Dolphinmug. When you gargle the semen. Next you spit it up in the air, and catch it and swallow. After you look up at you partner and smile
by Brattychil January 14, 2022
Get the The DoLphinmug. An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.
Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.
Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.
by Roycupine November 23, 2023
Get the American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreammug. 
When your dick is not entirely hard but not completely flaccid either. An in between state where the length of your shlong is clear but it doesn't seem like you're hard. The perfect state to show off your length without being clear you are attempting to show off.
Grant: Hey look at this photo of my willy
Frank: Nice length dude but this is obviously in your Dolphin State you show-off!
Frank: Nice length dude but this is obviously in your Dolphin State you show-off!
by Dolphin Guy August 4, 2017
Get the Dolphin Statemug. by Dolphin Mangler 112 February 14, 2012
Get the Tangle the Dolphinmug.