Dense as a brick

Someone can’t take a hint at all that someone likes them.

Ethan is dense as a brick.

by Red cheese January 27, 2021

Sarhara Desert

Some one who only asserts her knowledge of people to gossip and not factual life. Very talkative know it all that realy gets on many peoples nerves. Has been known to be the middle section of "The man sandwich" and personaly, I could realy care less, what these type of jugemental narcacists, that create a common threat to peace and friendships, has to say about any area of life. Has to be the center of attention and involved in nothing it talks about in a harmonious, but anoying way, to draw a crowd instead of support the feeling of others in an uplifting manner. A real backstaber. Would be the first nark on a friend and realy stuck up to people they concider below them. These types of people have probably done way too many drugs and have pre mature gray in thier hair from the early stage grandma senilaty syndrome they currantly suffer from. thier worn out gossip queens that bore me to death.

I was talking with Sarhara Desert the other day and It occured to me how mean she was to people back in the day. I remember her waving peoply by like they were not good enough to say hello to her. That type of personality ranks pritty low on the totum of someone I would like to associate with.

These types end up with Johns because everyone knows they use services of prostitutes and government propaganda to fuel thier BS for drama. As a person who has dealt with the john doe type. i feel it is nessasary two kill two birds with one stone. Male or female version of the Conceted, sold, worn, and now sounded out!

by the realdealchick! November 15, 2009

Deserez

The greatest person alive, loves to role play, and play video games, dyes her hair, and has blue eyes. She stands at 5'4 or 5'5. Her best friend is normally named Alexis. :

Have you meant Alexis? Oh yea.... Deserez's best friend, you should see them together and try NOT to laugh.

by Jamiegooooo August 22, 2010

Dense Breasts

Dense breasts breasts with the same mass as normal breasts, but compressed into a raisin or sausage like protrusion that is sometimes confused with a nipple, but is in fact distinct as the entirety of mammary gland itself.

Although widely stigmatized and honestly being pretty fucking horrifying, dense breasts have recently enjoyed a surge in exposure as a result of being culturally normalized across Japan after being prominently featured as a physical attribute of the popular Dragon Ball Super character, Monaka

Monaka is the most powerful fighter in the 9th Universe - are his dense breasts the source of his powers?

by MonakaTheGreat September 30, 2016

desert ninja

the act of skiing on mount ninja turtal mutantly. noun: music player, only plays bands that are pretty bands. woopee.

desert ninjas will invent evil hamsters that will conquer the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by bleuberry muffin October 11, 2008

Desert Monkey

A useless retard

John: ew robert you are a desert monkey
Robert: we wagh undertale bleh ooh aah

by Chipotle_Employee January 17, 2022

Desert Fox

A sexual act involving sand and anal penetration. See: Mexican Apple Thief.

Patrick's ass was sore and he shat sand for a week after his Desert Fox with Alex.

by Aprilx April 30, 2008