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dangermouse

dangermouse (euph). a tampon.
She needs a dangermouse when the cones are out
by C February 24, 2004
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Danger Zone

A specific period of time in which someone is watching the "money shot" portion of a pornographic movie while someone else (who person 1 does not want to be caught by) is in the same domicile.

It is known by this name for many reasons.

1: the male porn star usually takes an ungodly amount of time to finish his business.

2: because of the size of the video bar, an attempt at skipping any of the material would result in missing the finale.

And 3: because this is usually the period when someone watching pornography is reaching climax, leaving said person with their pants down.
Guy #1: "Dude, my roommate walked in when I was in the danger zone!"

Guy #2: "You couldn't just exit out?"

Guy #1: "No way, by then I was already losing it all over the place!"
by The Cream Machine November 29, 2009
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Danger Donkey

Noun; sex

Adj; the act of having sex.
Noun; damn, that was alot of danger donkey for one weekend, 12 TIMES!!!

Adj; can i stay in your dorm tonight? my roomate is danger donkeying in mine.
by gimpy and pookie December 29, 2008
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Dinger

White family man: “Hey Dinger, come take a pic with me and my son!”

Tyrone: “That cracker just used a racial slur at a baseball game!”
by Cure the cure August 10, 2021
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Wing dinger

A person who thinks that he/ she is proficient at gaining the attention of attractive individuals in a social setting (wingman) however, their proficiency is questionable and is mocked openly by the previously mentioned attractive individuals.
"Wow, John is a real Wing dinger.." said with a tone of sarcastic disdain.
by shelly says April 16, 2016
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Danger Clit

A superhero born in North Pussyville, descended from the clan of Wettingwetwet.

Superpowers include: Hiding, Becoming Erect (similar to Penis Power), Pussy Gushing.

Nemises include: Confused Virgin, Angry Lesbian, and Africa.

Superfriends include: Loose Labia, Generous G-Spot, Vindictive Vulva, Vivacious Vibrator.

Favorite movies: Can't watch movies at cause of being stuffed in underpants all day.

Least favorite smell: Itself, when not washed for long periods of time.

Lease favorite crust: Dried menses.
Who's the pink private clit that makes the pussies allllll wet? Clit! Thaaat's wrong.

Danger clit.
by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
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dangeroos

A homeless person. Someone with no home, often found smoking crack in dark alleys.
There were some dangeroos in front of the bank again, Chet. They asked me if I could spare some change, by golly.

A dangeroo was passed out in the park, again.
by Ezra July 11, 2004
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