No condom forever

When a dominant, man proclaims to be superior then all else, simply an chant rather then a statement, When someone forgets "Wakanda Forever"

No Condom Forever, or what ever black panther said.

by BigHairDude21 March 16, 2023

Dog Condom

The act of slipping a dog's rectum over your erect penis and putting it in the participant you are facing in fantasy football when you are ahead or have won the match up that week.

I just entered Hundo Church and slammed Max with a dog condom as his boy friend watched with awe!

by La Tortuga September 29, 2023

pop a condom

1. To burst a condom. Usually caused by forgetting to hold the little teat at the end, when putting it on, to keep the air out. The subsequent, er, fast vigorous powerful rhythmic pumping action compresses the air, increasing pressure and rupturing the thin rubber.
2. To place a condom on some object, usually other than a penis.
3. To swallow a condom, usually after removing the wrapper.

1. I was banging this chick like a madman on crack when I popped the condom. Now I've got to pay child support for quadruplets.
2. Charles popped the condom on his head.
3. I'll just pop a condom ... Ulp, ughh, urrr, blechh ....

by MrWhooHoo December 20, 2013

toolie no condom

A toolie is a gun and a condom means "safe sex" so a toolie with no condom is a Gun No Safetey

Rubys Got A Fuckin Problem, Toolie No Condom, Watch My Brain Splatter On The Fuckin Column

by RickysRicochet May 22, 2018

Five-pronged condom

Synonymous with Latex/disposable gloves. Primary use during Covid-19 epidemic

“Aren’t you gonna sanitise before touching that door-handle?”
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*

by A helpful Gay August 30, 2020

my dads condom broke

This is the reason why I exist

Some time years ago.....

Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

Congolese people

The Heart of Africa, the richest Country in the world. There women are bomb as fuck they man are the the hottest man in World, there culture is to die for, there people are very kind and wonderful. If you want a Great women or a great man just marry a Congolese man or women. They are one of countries in Africa that does not have sexual Separation Meaning man and women are equal. They believe in living there life's at high status even though sometime they have nothing. Most Congolese people are always happy and proud. They are known to people the most proudest people in the world, culture wise attitude wise and they tent to brag a lot. Congolese people are the best people to ever walk on this earth please learn from them you might catch a thing or too about life. They are hard workers it been said that during slavery the most Africa that got captured the most were Congolese people and that was because they were the most hard working people in Africa and they could adapt really quickly for that many of them were taken, if you truth every black American in America at least 78 percent of them will have some type of Congolese Heritage. Congolese people are good at everything they do expect fixing their own country. They are good in sports, music, dance, healthy, culture everything. But then again they are the heart of AFRICA AKA the mother land. One thing though don't never Cross a Congolese person because they never forget.

Congolese people are the coolest people in the world, they judge but don't like to be judged. There churches are like Fashion show display. Go to one and make sure you look nice of you might hit yourself

by The lion Queen June 17, 2017