Definitions by MrWhooHoo
i only shoot blanks
I have had a vasectomy (tubes tied) my [ejaculate cum contains no sperms, cannot make you pregnant, therefore let us fuck each other silly]
i only shoot blanks by MrWhooHoo January 19, 2014
pop a condom
1. To burst a condom. Usually caused by forgetting to hold the little teat at the end, when putting it on, to keep the air out. The subsequent, er, fast vigorous powerful rhythmic pumping action compresses the air, increasing pressure and rupturing the thin rubber.
2. To place a condom on some object, usually other than a penis.
3. To swallow a condom, usually after removing the wrapper.
2. To place a condom on some object, usually other than a penis.
3. To swallow a condom, usually after removing the wrapper.
1. I was banging this chick like a madman on crack when I popped the condom. Now I've got to pay child support for quadruplets.
2. Charles popped the condom on his head.
3. I'll just pop a condom ... Ulp, ughh, urrr, blechh ....
2. Charles popped the condom on his head.
3. I'll just pop a condom ... Ulp, ughh, urrr, blechh ....
pop a condom by MrWhooHoo December 20, 2013
Bummerama
Bummer = bad; Bummerama = very bad indeed.
Often pronounced with a slight pause between the syllables: Bum-er-ra-ma.
Often pronounced with a slight pause between the syllables: Bum-er-ra-ma.