cunt chomper

Similar to the 'carpet muncher' but different in a sense that someone called 'cunt chomper' is dirty and bull dikish :s

Rosie Odonell is a cunt chomper :P

by Landawg September 16, 2006

Choder

A person who is short, fat and a dick head.

My boss is such a choder, he's probably fatter than he is wide.

by freedogger March 19, 2010

Chopper

An extraordinarily large joint, blunt, or spliff, rolled basically to maximum capacity of the paper or tobacco leaf being used. Term originated at UCLA, circa 2005.

My boy sepi just rolled a chopper... he put an 8th in an optimo

by Gabriel Tycho November 1, 2008

chokers

Blunts of some killer green that got you coughin and chokin...

"I was laughin that night your little boss got flamed...I was blowin on the chokers, bangin sounds in the Range..." - Blade Icewood aka The Great Lake Ruler (R.I.P.)

by Bank rolls in the pocket of my jeans October 22, 2006

chaperone

one of your friends you take with you on a "groupdate" when you don't feel the need to be molested

hey come with me and this guy i just met to the movies.

gosh i dont wanna be your chaperone!

i also dont wanna get molested!

...fine...

by gigglegiggle.maddog. January 5, 2011

orange county choppers

Orange County Choppers nuf' said.

Denis Bladwin is a stupid fuck whom thinks OCC is in orange county, ca but is actually in orange county, ny.
Bones is stupid for thining that orange county choppers sucks.

by Samantha June 11, 2004

cooper smithing

to find one self inside a mans asshole at the moment your mother finds 7 dead male hookers under your bed

being a total fag who is psyhic is cooper smithing

by TheBigAsian69 May 12, 2011