Jim Carrot

A man who eats carrots his name is jim.

Hey jim would you like a carrot . Yes Jim Carrot

by DualTone May 8, 2012

Baby carrot

A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot

Dude your such a baby carrot

by Themilieiexpert November 30, 2016

egg carrot

The act of shaving a carrot for to long and it manifesting as an egg shaped carrot

I tried to make lunch and finna made a egg carrot

by The Tooner June 3, 2018

Kawaii carrot

A kawaii carrot is like a umpa lumpas pp it goes up your bum and you eat it after

I had such a good kawaii carrot

by Yiffinggurl241006 April 15, 2019

cunt carrot

A carrot that was used for vaginal masturbation, involving the carrot puncturing into the vagina.

Linda: "I used a carrot to masturbate last night, harry."
Harry: "Well then, that carrot is now a cunt carrot."

by kordru March 11, 2020

Zombie Carrot

A penis after a string has been tied around the base of the shaft so it loses circulation and takes on a blueish hue.

Mark: hey man how was your night?
Dave: pretty awesome, I turned my penis into a zombie carrot

by McShlammer February 9, 2023

snapping your carrot

The act of male masturbation, Jerking off.

You look embarrassed, it's not like she caught you snapping your carrot!

by DiamondDave75 February 8, 2015