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Iron Butt

The Iron Butt is a large device, used as a replacement of one's butt. It is a large gray and dark blue machine with many wires, gears, pipes, lights, and other things sticking out of it. Concept-wise, it is a machine that doctors use in Bikini Bottom if a patient's butt is severely injured.

The Iron Butt is a parody of a device called the "Iron Lung," which was used for breathing problems because of Polio and Botulism.
One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there, in the Iron Butt.”

“Oh man, it itches!”
by WeWillAllDieSoon June 3, 2021
mugGet the Iron Buttmug.

butt dude

a man who is fascinated with other men butts. Commonly used to describe men who constantly look at dude butts.
Yo, butt dude, what are you staring at?
You are such a butt dude!
by wordwizard999 November 14, 2010
mugGet the butt dudemug.

butt phlegm

When you're going to have diarrhea and you're trying to poop but nothing comes out and you wipe anyways and it 's just that slime on the toilet paper.
I've had diarrhea all day and now when I try to poop all I have is butt phlegm
by ButtFuckingBillionaires August 6, 2016
mugGet the butt phlegmmug.

butt golf

Using the force of ones butthole to thrust a golf ball out of ones anus. Usually played on a mini-golf sizes course
"I'm sore from playing butt golf the other day"
by Ryanrath October 13, 2013
mugGet the butt golfmug.

butt fever

A bad case of diarrhea and vomiting caused by the stomach flu.
Be careful and wash your hands the butt fever will get you down!
by Word Madman March 28, 2019
mugGet the butt fevermug.

Micro butt

An extremely tiny, but nice looking, female rear end
That girls anorexic looking but has a nice micro butt
by Sully2 May 3, 2017
mugGet the Micro buttmug.

butt-whisper

"Did you just butt-whisper?"
by marley1bone May 12, 2014
mugGet the butt-whispermug.

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