Braden

useless peace of shit

Thats a Braden.

by cocacolacat February 16, 2018

Braden

He is the type of guy that is funny, stupid, kind, sensitive, and maybe some ways charming. He is pretty lame and boring to talk to. He may have social anxiety, laughs at stupid things and even sometimes annoying but he’s always there when you’re having a bad day.

Braden you’re so lame ughh

by ayeayeaye321 September 12, 2019

bladejob

1. blade...

ready to die.

I was born ready mothafucka!!!

2. gettin domed by tha man himself....

wesley mothafuckin snipes

3. gaggin teh bitch wit your huge painstick

Angela was talkin too much so i gave that bitch a bladejob

by Mike Forskin September 1, 2010

Upside down razor blade

When a man is fucking a woman and she then takes out a razor blade and begins to shave her own and the males genitals.

Dude, last night this kinky girl wanted to do an upside down razor blade with me

by bigweiner lover October 22, 2011

blade of a pencil sharpener

The blade of a pencil sharpener is surprisingly very sharp. When taken off the pencil sharpener, it becomes the perfect utensil to cut yourself with. Just remember right to left is for attention, and top to bottom is for results.

Viswathish: Shira have you been cutting yourself with the blade of a pencil sharpener?
Shira: Yes I have, it's surprisingly super efficient.

by Anaru Kasane November 21, 2016

double blade

filipino slang for a gay person

"oh youu see dot guy? hee pees me out totally! he's a gay, a double blade!"

by darrenzo February 14, 2003

Braden

Braden is a stupid nigger with a phat cock, he usually had an interest in eating ass and overweight women. In spare time, he shits on little kids in cod and slangs his mediocre cock.

Look at Braden man... so inspirational!

by Gay for u June 2, 2020