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Top Gun The Bowl

When you take a crap and your ass is left on fire. Usually occurs after eating spicy food.

Named after the "afterburners" mentioned in Top Gun.
After all those wings, you are going to Top Gun The Bowl!
Top Gun The Bowl by Ved1980 November 15, 2010
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Alabama Soup Bowl 

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket, it involves defecating in the vagina of your partner, but instead it involves diarrhea in place of regular solid feces.
After eating that Mexican food, Ryan surprised Afton with an Alabama Soup Bowl.
Alabama Soup Bowl by elspartaco February 22, 2011

Riding a bowl 

Refers to the smoking of marijuana or any other packable substance in a moving vehicle without stopping or parking. The passenger will usually pack the bowl, and once packed, the bowl is smoked by the driver and is passed around the car until it is spent, all while driving.
"Riding a bowl can be dangerous, if you don't know how to drive in the first place."

"There was no safe place to park, so we had to ride the bowl."

"Last time we rode a bowl, we ended up in Newark, from Princeton. When we came to, the driver's excuse was that he wanted to watch the planes."
Riding a bowl by WorkInProgress November 3, 2013

Mexican Fish Bowl 

When you unhook the chain on the tank of the toilet. You then shit in the tank. The next person to use the toilet is in for a surprise. Revenge is yours . He has to clean the "Mexican Fish Bowl"
"Is Dave coming to the party?"

"No last year that bastard gave the main toilet a Mexican fish bowl. It took a ladle to get that shit out"
Mexican Fish Bowl by Dirty Dirk 47 January 11, 2014

Eat a bowl of cereal 

For a man to have his penis forcibly sucked by another man while his grandmother cooks brownies.
Me: Bro, I could totally go for a eat a bowl of cereal right a about now
My friend: Now don't be getting any ideas...
My grandma: Yeah it is way to late for sweets

Wad-In-A-Bowl 

(n) What most Star Trek, Star Wars, and graphic novel fans would have become if their parents had foreseen their pitiful, obsessive adult existences before engaging in the act that created them.
George and Mary watched in shame as their 30 year old son Kyle ascended from his basement bedroom in full costume and jabbering excitedly about what would be his twelfth Comic Con in as many months. As he waited in the front yard for the rest of his unemployed friends, they wondered if mankind would have better served if they have put the Wad-In-A-Bowl.