poop in a boot 

Poop thats in a boot

Similar to poopsocks

While playing WoW, Jerry ran out of poopsocks, so he resorted to poop in a boot

poop in a boot by Bob John2 June 17, 2008

chinese jump boot 

Military term for that surgical sandal that the clinic/hospital gives ya for a foot injury; looks goofy as hell, hence the name Chinese jump boot.

"I got a stress fracture from the run, so they gave me a Chinese jump boot. It's fucking retarded, man."

chinese jump boot by private shitbag August 18, 2016

Toot It & Boot It

Farting and ducking out

Right when i'm about to get out the elevator, i'mma just toot it & boot it.

Toot It & Boot It by dabox_124 July 7, 2010

sex boot 

Boot worn when a foot is minorly broken, which chicks dig, and is said to multiply the wearer's sexiness by atleast 5 or 6 times (depending on the wearers original sexiness).

Joe, that sex boot is the sexiest thing i've ever seen

sex boot by Jo3y! January 1, 2008

a boot

A kick. To "give a boot" is to kick someone. Most popularly used in high schools in southern Ontario, Canada.

"Hey, John's being a jerk. Give him a boot for me."

a boot by Andiepants July 28, 2008

Snake in my boot 

When your dick is so long it goes into your boot.

There's a snake in my boot, wanna check it out?

Snake in my boot by Ad0r4bly1ns4n3 May 30, 2018

Snowboard boot blumpkin 

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump and simultaneously having your snowboard boots removed after a long days boarding.

Greg wasn't quite sure what relieved him more ... the girl on his cock - the freshly laid turd or the wave of relief as his boots where swiftly tugged from his feet ...

Voilà!! the 'Snowboard boot blumpkin' :p

Snowboard boot blumpkin by Purple Alien February 19, 2012