poop in a boot

Poop thats in a boot

Similar to poopsocks

While playing WoW, Jerry ran out of poopsocks, so he resorted to poop in a boot

by Bob John2 June 17, 2008

chinese jump boot

Military term for that surgical sandal that the clinic/hospital gives ya for a foot injury; looks goofy as hell, hence the name Chinese jump boot.

"I got a stress fracture from the run, so they gave me a Chinese jump boot. It's fucking retarded, man."

by private shitbag August 18, 2016

Toot It & Boot It

Farting and ducking out

Right when i'm about to get out the elevator, i'mma just toot it & boot it.

by dabox_124 July 7, 2010

sex boot

Boot worn when a foot is minorly broken, which chicks dig, and is said to multiply the wearer's sexiness by atleast 5 or 6 times (depending on the wearers original sexiness).

Joe, that sex boot is the sexiest thing i've ever seen

by Jo3y! January 1, 2008

a boot

A kick. To "give a boot" is to kick someone. Most popularly used in high schools in southern Ontario, Canada.

"Hey, John's being a jerk. Give him a boot for me."

by Andiepants July 28, 2008

Snake in my boot

When your dick is so long it goes into your boot.

There's a snake in my boot, wanna check it out?

by Ad0r4bly1ns4n3 May 30, 2018

Snowboard boot blumpkin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump and simultaneously having your snowboard boots removed after a long days boarding.

Greg wasn't quite sure what relieved him more ... the girl on his cock - the freshly laid turd or the wave of relief as his boots where swiftly tugged from his feet ...

Voilà!! the 'Snowboard boot blumpkin' :p

by Purple Alien February 19, 2012