Bean Blocker

Getting denied to rub your bean when really horny by your parents being present.

I'm so going to rub my bean when I get home!! Crap, my mom wants me to make dinner. Absolute bean blocker, ugh

by cmike September 20, 2025

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Poop Blocker

That person who brazenly cuts in front of you in line for the bathroom, fully aware of your urgent intestinal plight. It's as if they take pleasure in your discomfort, making their act all the more infuriating.

"Honey, please don’t be a poop blocker when we get home. I’m crowning and it won't wait."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

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Doc blocker

A business team member who steps in at the critical moment to stop the close—killing deal momentum by delaying or derailing transactions with excessive, off-scope edits and slow review.

The client was excited to move forward, but a doc blocker on their side dragged the review out so long that the momentum disappeared

by Lioncat November 18, 2025

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doc blocker

n. Government official, celebrity spokesperson or ‘friend’ who stands between an ill person and needed medical care.

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How did that moronic doc blocker obtain a powerful say in issues far beyond his ken?

by gnostic3 December 20, 2025

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Penis-Looker Blocker

This high tech device revolutionized the privacy in Men's bathrooms. This device is usually a plastic or metal wall located between urinals to prevent another male from seeing a fellow comrade's penis.

Bob: Dude the guy in the bathroom was totally eying my sausage!!

Jim: Well next time use a urinal with a Penis-Looker Blocker

by Dr. Punaranktash September 22, 2011

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