cmike's definitions

Drinktator

A person that used to drink too much and is happy sober. Then condemns anyone that still imbibes in moderation.

I can't believe you are having a drink, it's so toxic and I forbid it.
"I'm having one beer with my delicious tacos, just one. Please don't be a drinktator."

by cmike June 24, 2025

stoner search

The wandering search of a stoned person looking for food or trying to accomplish a task, often ending in forgetting what they were searching for.

Where did Jessie go? "She's off on a stoner search for oreos and forgot what she was doing. We might have to find her..."

by cmike April 14, 2022

Bean Blocker

Getting denied to rub your bean when really horny by your parents being present.

I'm so going to rub my bean when I get home!! Crap, my mom wants me to make dinner. Absolute bean blocker, ugh

by cmike September 20, 2025

drinkstigator

the drunk in the group who initiates more drinking

Person 1: "Dude, I'm hammed, you need to drink some more".

Person 2: "You are such a drinkstigator!"

by cmike October 3, 2010