who gives a rats arse

who cares.. Bromley slang... another way of saying who gives a sh1t..

(lil chav)- Omg blud, im gunna go bash him up, ((kisses teeth))
(Bromley HS Girl) Who gives a rats arse.

by hip2thekoolj July 29, 2005

butter my arse

An insult to tell some you don't beleive what they are saying.
In other words, the thing they are saying is so unbelievable that you tell them to spread butter on your arse.

Man 1 - Geoffry, i'm gay.
Geoffry - Oh, butter my arse

by hahaha July 22, 2003

tight arse

Someone who won't go out of their way to give somone else some money or help.

I asked Billy for some money, but he was such a tight arse and told me to bugger off.

by Jace Buttery February 27, 2007

Aspartame Arse

The BIG square fat bloated arse that dieting women have. Caused by the chemical sweetener in their diet croak drink that they are totally addicted to.

The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.

Bloke one: "Hey, have you seen the size of you're wifes back end?"
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".

by Alexis Robinson March 15, 2007

ask my arse

Old English for "kiss my ass."

x: What's your E-mail?
X: ASK MY ARSE!

by That Bum May 27, 2005

fanny arse around

keep putting things off.

dont fanny arse around and get it done fool.

by Debz1222 May 11, 2008

bum arse

The behind of a British bum. Can be used to describe a person from Great Britain.

"Ey mate, bloody cold outside, ey?"
"Dude, you're such a bum arse."

by bumarse October 16, 2009