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Virginia

Known for some of the worst drivers and traffic ever known to man, and as a Virginian myself, I can say we get the blame from people with New York licence plates and Florida licence plates. But other then that, there's lots of beautiful scenery. From Richmonds' Cary Town to the god-knows-how-many yacht clubs in Hampton, its a fun place to be!

Also, we do not fornicate with family members and we do not all drink moonshine and shoot the shit out of anybody who steps on our lawns.
Virginian: Sup.
UD user: INCESTIOUS HILLBILLY MOONSHINE DRINKIN' BOZO!!11!!!!12!
Virginian: 😐
by PaperBeauty May 10, 2023
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Virginia

A basic state full of old entitled acting people, preps and "thugs". No real cultural identity outside of antiquated colonialism. Historically southern, but questionable today. Some native Virginians even make fun of southerners. Home to many celebrities of yesteryear, but Virginia's presence in the modern pop culture scene is virtually non existent. Plenty of nice people. Plenty of assholes. Don't try being too unique and you'll fill right in.

Guy #1: How come everyone here is obsessed with the past,only listens to top 40 music, dresses and acts like their ethnic stereotype, and and seems like a blend between the north and south?

Guy #2: It's because we're in VA bro. Isn't it, like, the best state ever?

Guy#1: No. What would be cooler is a sense of identity and uniqueness.
Virginia is like Golden Corral. There's a lot of stuff. Some of it is good, but nothing is anywhere near top notch. Nice landscape, but very bland culture.
by Truthspitter21 January 1, 2023
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West Virginia wind tunnel

An Appalachian specialty where one partner inhales a fart post-climax and blows it into the other’s mouth. Brave souls only.
1. “Dude, I thought we were just gonna Netflix and chill… next thing I know, she’s asking for the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. Let’s just say I’ll never look at pepperoni rolls the same way again.”
2. “Bro, he said he loved her—then she hit him with the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. That’s real commitment. I bowed out after one round.”
by MamaToot September 10, 2025
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West Virginia Reach Around

When you come up behind your cousin and whisper sweet nothings in her ear while sliding your hand down the inside front of her jeans.
My favorite holiday tradition at the family gathering is the West Virginia reach around.
by Hamilbone December 31, 2022
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West Virginia

Country roads take me home to the place that I belong West Virginia Mountain Mama!!! take me home country roads.
by BoyBoss555 January 21, 2019
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Virginia swap

The act of taking taking a lip (chewing tobacco) out of someone else’s moth and putting it yours.
by Ni Lot November 3, 2017
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West Virginia mudflap

During intercourse from behind, (vaginal or anal) with a cousin, the female projectile defecates onto the males testicles.
Man: "My cousin came over last night and projectile dedicated on my balls. She gave me a west Virginia mudflap.
by Heyman23565741 August 1, 2021
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