Jackoff all trades

An individual claiming proficiency for every task presenting itself, anywhere. He is neither schooled nor proficient beyond the ability to claim such.

An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.

A play on "Jack of all trades, master of none."

"Dave says he'll fix my brakes, file my taxes, upgrade my computer, and save me a bundle! And he's gonna read my fortune, win Lisa back, and get me promoted!"

"Dude, Dave's a divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."

by 3sqzper July 21, 2008

furr trader

A lesbian; a female who is sexually attractted to another female.

It was obvious that Dawn was a furr trader, as she always wore flannel shirts and jeans, with her hair messy.

by Sammy Jane September 7, 2008

Horse Trailer

Verb. To perform a horse trailer you need a truck with a rollbar, a horse trailer behind said truck, a friend to drive the truck, and obviously some nasty ho. What will be done is the ho is tied to the rollbar of the truck, with you pounding the bitch from behind, your friend drives the truck and trailer down the road, while the girl whinnies like a horse.

I was horse trailering this bitch when my buddy ran off the road killing her and the horse.

by oftrash July 29, 2009

trailer wailer

One who prefers anal intercourse.

Don't drop the soap, I heard he has a trailer wailer.

by GeeBird January 26, 2007

Trailerlicious

The delicious people, places and culture of the Trailer Park! The big question is, "Are you Trailerlicious?" Well, if you've ever:

Lived in trailer...
Lived in a trailer park...
Partied in a trailer...
Had sex in a trailer...
Made a baby in a trailer...
Had a baby in a trailer...
Helped put underpinning on a trailer...
Had sex with a stripper in your roommates bed...
Thrown a beer can at a trailer...
Sang David Alan Coe at karaoke...
Been to a State Fair...

This could go on for a while, so let's simplify...We're all a little Trailerlicious. Just embrace it and move on!

"That girl over there in the rebel flag bikini with the Bud Light and a gravy belly shore is Trailerlicious. I think I saw her on the pole last night!"

by trailerlicious.com January 8, 2010

trailer parks

a mobile home usually parked in side a trailerpark

Did you hear MarcyDarcy lives here now? Ya, I herd she bought her own trailer parks.

by pseudonym me March 10, 2011

Trailer Park Kid

A sad dumbass that has a warcry similar to that of a monkey having its banana taken away. He also has carrot shaped buttplugs and do-do flakes up his ass.

Kid-“Hey, have you seen Trailer Park Kid?” Me-“No, he’s probably having someone shove carrots up his ass!”

by Mr. FBI Man October 29, 2018