a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.
the son: so now what? we repaint the door?
father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.
the son: so now what? we repaint the door?
father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion
by Sexydimma May 30, 2015
Get the parking ticket mug.Satan. Tickle Me Elmo is a demon from the deepest pits of hell masquerading as an innocent children's toy. This is shown by it's insane fits of maniacal laughter whenever touched at all. If you find yourself in the same room as a Tickle Me Elmo, you should avoid all eye contact and should NEVER touch it. The best way to dispatch this demon to the fire from whence it came is to set it on fire, record it, and post the video on YouTube.
by BobloBobBobbiness December 29, 2009
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by elcoolj September 20, 2005
Get the tick mug.Glen: Any plans for tonight?
Sean: Yeah, I am hosting a Tickle Fight at my place after work. want to come? Bill, Tucker and Mark will be there.
Glen: Sweet! Count me in, I love a good tickle fight!
Sean: Yeah, I am hosting a Tickle Fight at my place after work. want to come? Bill, Tucker and Mark will be there.
Glen: Sweet! Count me in, I love a good tickle fight!
by idolatro15 March 10, 2010
Get the Tickle Fight mug.A small insect that attaches it's self to other living creatures and sucks their blood thus gaining the name pest. Ticks must be removed from the body or it will cause serious damage to the host such as blood loss. If ticks are found on animals it is best to get them to the vet asap.
Jessie a 9 week old puppy masstif was coverd in more then 1,000 ticks and if she wasn't found when she was she would of died of blood loss.
by Finnerty November 22, 2009
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For 2 or more player(s).
Player 1 lays down onto a table of sorts (preferably a miniature football table, as it adds to the enjoyment), completely naked. Their legs must be wide open.
Player 2 tickles their sexual organs (if Player 1 is male, the scrotom more than the penis itself). For added sexual enjoyment, the tongue can be used to tickle the ticklee. Other Players may join if needed.
For 2 or more player(s).
Player 1 lays down onto a table of sorts (preferably a miniature football table, as it adds to the enjoyment), completely naked. Their legs must be wide open.
Player 2 tickles their sexual organs (if Player 1 is male, the scrotom more than the penis itself). For added sexual enjoyment, the tongue can be used to tickle the ticklee. Other Players may join if needed.
Player 1: "Hey, baby. I just got this football table and I...thought this was a good...opertunity to play...." *begins to unzip his fly*
Player 2: "No more speaking...I've been wating to play Tickleball with you ever since we did the Harry-Bethany last night."
Player 2: "No more speaking...I've been wating to play Tickleball with you ever since we did the Harry-Bethany last night."
by solidsquid June 3, 2013
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