Uncle D's Spare Tire

A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.
That man is huge, looks like he has "Uncle D's Spare Tire"
by JOBLO41 August 04, 2017
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tired tea

"tired tea" refers to a beverage drunk before sleeping, with the purpose of calming a suden thirst.
Its use is generally independently of what the brew actually is.
Hey John, pass me the tired tea.
by Makel the magi October 25, 2020
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Stretched Tire

when a woman uses an large dildo to stretch out a mans anus
after she gave me a stretched tire, i licked her balloon knot. never shat so easy in my life the day after
by RdRocket September 14, 2018
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Big truck tires

1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size

2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women

3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence
Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”
by Thelongjogger February 26, 2019
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deliciously tired

The point of exhaustion when sleep is so enticing it's delicious
What an exhausting day, I'm deliciously tired.
by kittypurry October 17, 2022
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Hungry Tired

When you're too tired to feel hungry, but you're hungry enough that you can't fall asleep until after you ate.
I was that hungry tired, it took me 2 hours to decide if I was hungry, but after I ate food, I slept for 10 hours.
by Kakitsune November 13, 2021
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Burnt tire fart

AKA BTF. Toxic and Smokey. Bad for the environment. Banned in 48 states including Costa Rica and Puerto Rico
Brad's Burnt tire fart was so bad he had to use mouthwash to get the taste out of his own mouth.
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