Tree Clown

Members of an elite alliance that prowl by night, thriving off the cries of their victims. They travel as a group and strategically pounce at the same time so prey has no fighting chance at survival. They eat copious amounts of cabbage resulting in abnormally large testicles.

Carl was minding is own business farming corn with his friends in his home village of GeSeMia when without warning a group of Tree Clowns swamped him from all sides. Carl's farm was raided of all his corn.

by MercElite November 8, 2019

Midget Tree

When a bunch of Midgets get together and stand on each other with karate poses to make a tree.

We went to the park today and saw. Midget tree. They'll do anything.

by Mexican_Magarita April 16, 2019

Happy Trees

The expression Bob Ross said when painting a pair of trees. For Bob felt that painting just one tree would make it lonely, by painting another next to or near it, said trees would become friends and become happy. this is why we love bob ross

ok now lets make so Happy Trees here, in your world trees can have as many friends as you want.

by Bob Ross is my baby daddy May 10, 2019

Commit Tree

A different way of saying committing suicide. In the epic poem "The Divine Comedy"'s first book Inferno. Those who commit suicide are turned into trees

If we don't do something soon Billy might go and commit tree

by Air_Purifier March 1, 2019

Tree drift

A saying in Minnesota for when your neighbors leaves blow all over your yard in the fall.

I just can’t believe the tree drift in our yard because our next-door neighbor never raked his leaves.

by Corn Pop October 10, 2019

Tree Hooker

A prostitute who can usually be found working in small forest or clearings. They are noticeable by bits of dirt and possibly leafs or sticks adhered to their back and may be accompanied by a sweaty john, generally shirtless, always with dirty knees. Their primal nature manifests in meth raged fits, or heroin induced sloth like states. May be prone to screaming, falling asleep in odd places, and presenting with oozing sores.

Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.

by The Future Resident May 25, 2016

oakwood tree

A carnivore. (Don't question the logic)

Person: It must be an oakwood tree. It is eating some chicken.
Me: okay then

by OakTreesAreCarnivores August 18, 2016