Swamp Logging is when you are at a country bar, or other country gathering and you have to settle for the opposite sex that appears they were pulled from the bottom of a swamp like an old log.
We knew it was going to be bad when Mike told us to check on him in the morning because it was getting close to closing and he needed to go swamp logging so he would not go home alone.
by the real dansouthern March 25, 2011
by lochness mon August 22, 2008
noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston:
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.
by CJ February 07, 2005
I love her and all, but she wanted to try out some anal stuff on me, and when we kissed afterwards she had some serious swamp mouth...
by EZonTHEkush July 21, 2016
Man look at those gators in the swamp.
by viperfan07 January 28, 2012
swamp cougar is an attractive female who devours any one in trousers once she is on tart fuel, she does not care and you can use your own name because she always wakes up with no memory of last night. She hunts alone as none of her friends stay around once she starts on the cider.
by maddingo September 23, 2010
Swamp ass is when you are sitting for so long that you feel a puddle of sweat forming around your ass. this often occurs during road trips and sitting in those god awful plastic chairs at school.
by hecking cool person June 17, 2019