Switchy

A Glock with a full-auto switch

How the fuck he let the switchy go off twice in one day?

by yraelo March 11, 2022

Hazleton Switcheroo

Using cheaper and more abundant illegal immigrant toddlers, in place of gerbils, to gerbil slam. Very popular with Hazleton's gay community.

THE FIRST HAZLETON SWITCHEROO
HAZLETON, PA CIRCA 1993

Jack Palance: Oh sweet Jesus that gerbil, sure is feisty. What breed is it?

Silly Sammy: It's a Dominican short hair. The Bishop is getting them shipped to Hazleton, PA by the hundreds.

Jack Palance: Damn, I cummed already. Pull that fucker out before he suffocates. He's a keeper.

Silly Sammy: I was thinking of going into the local television news business, want to produce it?

Jack Palance: Uhhh... got to go. I'm shooting City Slickers 2. B-bye!

by Hazletard-in-Chief October 31, 2011

Stritchy

To be a stritchy, one must always intoxicate themseleves and then go into bushes with random boys (bohane). Stritchy doesn't share food (or handle her drink well). But they are loveable creatures. To buy pet stritchys please call your local off license :D

Friend 1: I love me some stritchy
Friend 2: In the bush, with bohane! :L

by Olivia Meade July 27, 2010

Switch Nollie

Switch nollie; the act of doing something so radical and gnarly that if there was such a thing as switch nollie it would be so

Was that switch nollie bro, you landed that bolts

by Willie Wonqua May 10, 2017

Stitch dick

A FTM transsexual

This fucking stitch dick tried to hit on me

by 12dajango June 3, 2018

Fuck Switch

A button or switch used to initiate the act of fucking.
Generally referring to a naughty place

"She said no, but after i hit her Fuck Switch, she was allll for it"

by MaDDnEsS13 January 9, 2010

bro-&-switch

When you've invited a male friend to join you for something and he's unable to go, but says his girlfriend or wife is free & he's already told her & she's really excited & where exactly should she meet you?

I had two tickets to the baseball game. I invited Mork, but he pulled a classic bro-&-switch, so I ended up explaining the meaning of the word "bunt" to Mindy.

by Brendon Katz-Smith September 25, 2010