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squidge

1. n. That last annoying drop of cum or piss that drips from your dick (or out of your twat) when you think you're all cleaned up
2. v. To drip, as in the dripping of #1
3. v. To melt, as girls do, when you say something cute to them; usually involves giggles and big smiles
1. When I yanked my dick out and rolled off the bitch, she got squidge all over the bed.
2. I finished at the urinal, zipped up and squidged all over my underwear. Dammit!
3. I told my woman I loved her as big as the sky, and she squidged.
by EmperorKO February 16, 2003
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squid

Regional, Peoria (Illinois), early to mid-1990's

1. One who uses a computer for chat or e-mail.
2. Especially one who spends long hours in chat or e-mail, engaging in multiple conversational threads with multiple people, even simultaneously.
Her friends finally convinced her to get an Internet account, and would you believe, she's become such a squid!
by Joda April 8, 2006
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Squid pro quo

The exchange of calamari for sexual favors
Do you know any good seafood restaurans? I'm going to see if I can charm Debbie's pants off by offering her some fresh calamari , you know a little "squid pro quo"sexual harrasment seafood
by Out my name February 7, 2017
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squid

when a female forcefully expells air from her vagina causing a noise.

squid is short for pussy fart
Amy let out a loud squid when she bent over
by pj November 5, 2004
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SQUID

something you would say to ur boss when pissed...
call the help desk you squid
by fredsterooni February 15, 2008
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Squid

A female who's vagina is saggy and resembles that of a squid or a sea critter.
Dude did you hear that chick is a total squid.

Dude that chicks squid showed right through her hardtails.

She was hot until i found out she was a squid.
by dosquid February 23, 2010
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Squidding

The act of which one gives the breasts of a female specimen a gentle caress and grab in a squid like motion from base to tip.
jesus christ guys I did it! After finding out what squidding is and how much girls like it I managed to squid a girl last night.
by TheSwagMeisterOfBerlin August 9, 2016
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