Stiffalocockus

Stiff-a-low-cock-us: Another name for a boner

"DAMNNN that girl was hot as hell....gave me a raging stiffalocockus!"

by Capteam January 29, 2012

Stoffe

A verb, when a golfer strikes the ball from tee to green without ever landing on or near the fairway.

Golfer one: Dud you were all over the course.
Golfer two: Yea I really stoffed that hole.

by Golden Gerdy August 12, 2013

stiff punch

When your rock solid and you pull your dick out and it socks her In her face

Bro I wipped it out and stiff punched her

by boston flooper February 7, 2014

stiffman

a person who is very insecure and does not have thier own opinion, and cannot do a propper handshake.

damn, stiffman you are so stiff.

by Lil Broch August 7, 2016

stiff wristed

A word used by slingy to describe his lesbian sister.

Yo man, my little sister don't like boys she is stiff wristed

by Dirty Red no. 2 March 14, 2017

Stiff Shit

Stiff Shit commonly used in conjunction or in replacement of too bad. Used when someone is complaining of something or being a little bitch about a situation.

Example 1:

Boss: Mate I need you to start work a bit earlier tomorrow to get this job complete.
Employee: Oh but boss I really was looking forward to a sleep in tomorrow morning.

Boss: Stiff shit, see you at 6.

Example 2:

Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want another pony.
Verucas' Dad: Stiff shit.

by Tofu and Sprouts October 8, 2018

stiff whisker

when your cat comes at you, purring, meowing, licking your cheeks, rubbing its body against your face, thirsty for attention but you decide to ask it about its political views and ethical values because your cat needs to learn that it cannot impose its will on you and must be domesticated by all means.

Miezi, bloody stiff whisker, tried to do it again!

Fuck off, Miezi. Wait..

by Krkič May 8, 2019