PMS Splatter

The area of effect that results from the explosion of Menstruation. Usually hits innocent bystanders or rarely teachers, pets, inanimate objects, cleaning supplies, facebook walls, and more.

Girl: *PMS explode*

Innocent Bystander: "Come on man, I just dry cleaned this leather jacket from last month's PMS splatter, I don't want to again."

by Poor Bystander August 20, 2011

Brownie Batter Splatter

When you have a shart so vicious it breaks through your pants and splatters onto someone or something.

Last night me a Jessica got freaky. it all went well until I got hit with her brownie batter splatter.

by BigNick_isLarge April 1, 2023

slat tour

An invitation to someone's bed to get busy (from the wooden slats of the bed frame.) Often used in a situation where nothing else is desired but a casual encounter but the user wants to use a term less obvious than 'booty call'.

Also, a thorough investigation of some chic's ass.

Yo, I'll be over around 10ish or whenever I finish the slat tour.

I wasn't going to try to get in her pants until after dinner, but then she offered me the full slat tour.

by Joanna Eris February 22, 2010

shits and splatters

diarrhea in reference to the old game shoots and ladders

"man last night i played a mad game of shits and splatters"

"after those burritos i went home and played shits and splatters"

by rvp December 28, 2008

Slater

To crash and burn in such an exteme way as to call significant attention to yourself. In reference to Steve Slater, the Jet Blue flight attendant who blew up and popped the emergency slide of a Jet Blue plane in New York, grabbed a couple of beers after dropping a few F-bombs ovet the intercom, and slid down to the tarmac.

To totally lose your cool in the extreme.

Synonym, to go postal

Wow, that waiter really pulled a slater when he dumped that water on your lap!

by Rosstumpf August 11, 2010

Slate

a combination of "Stupid", "Loser", and "Tate"

Tate and Lucy at the same time: we should go to hershey park!!!
Tate: jinx!! knock on wood!...bang...bang...bang...OWWW!!!
Kanika: gosh Tate, don't be such a slate!

by Lucinda Rolando May 19, 2008

Slathered

A state of drunkenness which lies on the balance of wanting to go to bed and desiring to get furthermore intoxicated, typically experienced after 3-4 bottles of quality cider.

I had three and a half Sheppy's Dabinett cidré last night. I was so slathered I could decide whether to go to bed or stay up all night making one word rig's.

by Blatant_Aardvark November 19, 2009