Seal

A guy who dates a girl for limited time because he wishes to get in her pants,
it got it's name due to the fact that in french fook (fuck) is seal, because the term fuck was previously used to describe this, in some areas it is still currently used

EW don't bother with him, he's a seal
OR
IDK i might break up with him soon, he seems too much like a seal

by bob51951065397 December 19, 2011

Seal of Approval

This occurs when a man is either jacking off or being jacked off and the hand that does the deed happens to be sporting a 'thumbs up'.

Billy- Bob: Oooh, Jabrina, that feels amazing!
Jabrina: So it should, I'm giving this meat pole my own seal of approval!

by GLAARH November 22, 2015

wet seal

a vagina "owned" by a black man; though often misused to refer to vaginas in general.

Tyrone owned my wet seal this morning. Man, I love morning sex.

or

My wet seal is sore. Damn that Tyrone!

by Nate Belois May 13, 2005

break the seal

If you're using ecstasy and drinking alot of water, you might not have to use the bathroom for a considerable length of time but once you "break the seal" you'll have to pee every 5 minutes.

Did you break the seal yet? Drink more water!

by gypsy rose lee August 19, 2006

Sealioning

Attempting to argue with someone who doesn't want to hear opposing arguments.

I ranted online about people I hate, and he started sealioning me so I just blocked him.

by Boredman February 14, 2017

navy seal stash

The act of packing a bowl just enough to take one good toke,toking up,and holdind the weed smoke in until you have taken your bolw apart and placed it in a clever stash spot.

The navy seal stash is a good exercise that keeps me on point so the pigs dont bust my bowl, and stash of nugs.

by Thomas p. Kight February 11, 2008

Schallerize

The act of using a red pen to review, and re-write any document; Taking great lengths to add big words and additional content with the specific intent of adding confusion, and beating down the reader; overcomplicating

He schallerized this harbor deepening update so much that the entire audience felt word-boarded; they were all driven to urgent thirst, hunger, and the relentless need to urinate!

by car54 May 7, 2009