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Seattle Seahawks

A football team that defines "mediocre". Their playing style is consistently like Seattle culture, i.e. they play like it would be impolite to ever ram a football down an opponent's throat and win big, because they'd "make someone feel bad". Even the superbowl appearance of a few years ago was embarassing. They're seldom excellent, and in the rare instances when they do well, it's because they're accidentally less bad than anyone else.
"Aw man, I missed the Seattle Seahawks game!"

"Don't worry, you didn't miss much. Like usual."
by PFabian December 20, 2008
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seahorse

when you are drunk and fucking a girl, you pee inside her
Bob hooked up with Jane and gave her the seahorse.
by Blue April 6, 2005
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Sebastian

A very obese young man who resembles a donut. Addicted to greasy foods. His face makes you want to puke and he smells like roadkill. He’s the least sexy person you’ve ever met yet somehow has had 500 girlfriends and is a player.
Ugh, he’s such a Sebastian.
by Ummm not me November 14, 2019
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sebastian

A small town in mid-Florida; nothing to do. Locals only have two things to do. Swimming, and Bingo. Run by older.. gentlemen; has limits on larger buildings to prevent them from becoming skyscrapers. Refuse to let the town industrialize.
What's good about Sebastian? Well.. it's an hour away from Disney World.
by Floridian October 21, 2006
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Seahorsetitious

A disease in which a person shows an obsessed love of sea horses. They often claim that seahorse are quite beautiful and unreal. The patients noticed with this disease often have a love for taylor swift. Seahorsetitious can be a very deadly disease, in some cases, severe hair-loss may occur. Patients also may become very psychotic, and at some point may lead to believe that they are seahorses and that they belong with their fellow friends under the sea. Sometimes therapy is very strongly recommended. This disease is untreatable, and un-curable. Therapy may reduce urges, but that is all. Many people die of drowning from this disease each year due to searching for their fellow mates. Also, people are sometimes fined for engaging in sexual contact with other seahorse.
Some young men have seahorsetitious.
by -KING OF DOCTORS. July 20, 2010
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Sebastian

The most amazing person ever to set foot on this earth, funny, talented and gets all the girls. Sebastian Is so amazing he could be considered a GOD!!!
OMG he is such a sebastian
by Sebas_7 February 14, 2017
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Sebastian

A white Hispanic boy who looks like he's in his 60s. Posts on snap chat dumb shit and asks people to buy him things bc he's broke
Sebastian is pretty gay...
by Onion boy 24 May 7, 2018
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