Sean Penn

a very leftist Hollywood actor

Sean Penn is a huge hypocrite for bashing America for stealing its land from Native Americans but ignores the fact that the movies he's in are made by film companies based in America, filmed on American land and seen by paying American customers in American movie theaters.

Sean Penn by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Sean Connery the Pirate 

Sean Connery THE Pirate- almost like Sean Connery, but a pirate. The ONLY pirate. He's Sean Connery.. ERGO, pirate.
Often heard on prank phone calls.

I'm Sean Connery the pirate.

Sean Connery the Pirate by Shakespeare133 January 15, 2008

Sean Kingston 

A singer that is scared of fires burning on the dance floor

Sean Kingston: somebody call 911, Shawty fire burning on the dance floor
Stranger: what the fuck are you talking about sir?

Sean Kingston by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

Sean Kelly 

A genrally thoughtful boy, who is caring and loving. He is a major quarkster, too. Fall in love with this guy and everything will work out in amazing ways.

Dude, have you heard of Sean Kelly, he is so kick ass!

Oh, sean kelly? A true shnuu-master.

Sean Kelly by Shnuubat November 22, 2011

Sean Wang 

Short chink who likes to swim and is a virgin

I am Sean Wang I want to die

Sean Wang by fanimeg March 1, 2017

Sean Connery 

When you get a boner you say Red October standing by in a Scottish accent.

Girl: Is this hott?
Guy: I got a Sean Connery, Red October standing by. Lets do this.

Sean Connery by goddy MC February 1, 2009

Sean Avery 

A man that owns bitches, especially brodeur, in the National Hockey League. His tactics of getting under the opposition's skin makes fans of the opposition cry like wuss bags.

George: Wow, you see Sean Avery last night?
Thomas: Yea, he completely fucked brodeur's shit up!
George: Man, can't wait to hear devils fans bitch and moan.

Sean Avery by Devils Suck January 23, 2009