main screen turn on

Brain awakening; the act of leaving the unconcious world in your mind when the teacher calls on you, knowing you're not listening, asks the question, "What was the theme of this story?" - or at least you wished you could turn on that "main screen" of yours.

"Main screen engage! ...Please?"

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 29, 2003

screeb

A screeb is a very ugly person

Genessa's auntie Karen is a screeb.
She is a very screebly woman.

by Osama Binladin May 9, 2008

Screeching Weasel

A punk band out of Chicago, Illinois. Mostly known because Blink 182 covered their song "The Girl Next Door"

Albums:
Screeching Weasel
Boogadaboogadaboogada
My Brain Hurts
Wiggle
Anthem For A New Tomorrow
How To Make Enemies and Irritate People
Kill The Musicians
Bark Like a Dog
Television City Dreams
Emo
Teen Punks In Heat

by Matt November 11, 2004

screechin

To have wild crazy sex.

I just screeched that fine girl.
I saw her screechin your cousin.
Get your screech on.

by white rose September 28, 2006

screeched to a halt

When someone's "Skid marks" are so bad that the word "skid" is insufficient to describe them.

Skid marks? Those brown stains were so bad it was more like he screeched to a halt!

by ben_jammin February 21, 2007

ScreenJack

To look at another players screen when comencing in gameplay, to benifit the cheating dink.
Most commonly used by men with small penis.
Side effects my include: increased hair groth on penis, facial deformity and loss of penis and/or penise(s).
WARNING
screenjacking is contageous and will spread quicly through your enviroment, if you come across a screenjacker IMEDIATLY close your eyes and masturbate for the best.
An Example is below.

B-Dup: real swell man, i go an energy sword.
Screenjackest4life: i no, im gay.
B-Dup: FUKEN Screen jack to the max
Screenjackest4life: ill screen, then possably jack ur mom.
B-Dup: not if i do first, lil' bitch.

by Ghettonomus January 27, 2008

screen hopping

buying a ticket for one movie and entering another because the age certificate is too high for you to pass

1. "Do you wanna go and see Saw V?"
"No, I can't pass for 18."
"So? We'll screen-hop."
-2 hours later-
"That movie was great! I LOVE screen hopping!!"

by wtfCharlie June 12, 2009