scootchie-bootchie

Scoot your your butt over, to gain more seating capacity.

Girl: Damn nigga, scootchie-bootchie!

by RealNiggaSlanguage May 20, 2010

scooter bug

A very Awsome southern guy who does not like any northern people. He is crazy and funny and very sarcastic at sometimes.

Hey did you see that guy over their, he is Scooter Bug.

by Mr.Bean287373 January 13, 2016

Scootdoot

Infinite sameness; relating so hard to something it's indescribable

"Omfg I wish I had some Coke Chocolate rn"

"Scootdoot!!!"

by Scootdoot girl December 13, 2017

Scootie

The Shits.. Trots.. uncontrollable diarrhea.

T.O.N.: Hey man, are you ok
T.O.D.: Yea, I'm good. That draft bud light last night gave me the scooties..
T.O.N.: I'm sorry to hear that bro.. the trots are the worst

by Dank Raccoon December 25, 2017

poot-n-scoot

A game played mainly in the southern states in which players intentionally poop themselves and then try and see who can drag their buttocks across the floor and leave the longest skid mark.

Woodrow: "Hey momma after church today, are we gonna play a good ole fashioned game of poot-n-scoot?"

Momma: "Yes Woodrow, let's see if you can beat my 13 foot long skidmark from last week!"

Woodrow: "You better watch out, I'm the best poot-n-scooter this side of the Mississippi!"

by PooterMagee November 27, 2012

Poke N' Scoot

When one engages in sexual intercourse on a Razor scooter while in motion

Scotty is the master of the Poke N' Scoot.
Dan failed miserably while attempting the Poke N' Scoot

by Cheesebender January 23, 2017

Cooter Scooter

A roommate that brings alot of ass around the house and gets you laid.

Pedro: What you doing tonight??

Phillip: I was thinking about taking the cooter scooter out tonight.. You want to come or just wait here??

Pedro: I'll just wait here, bring a brunette will ya?

Phillip: yeah, no worries bro.

Pedro: thanks duder.

by versilius January 13, 2009