true story

also known as real talk...
i mean it;;
it's actual!!
im not lying

girl-i love you
boy-dont say it unless you mean it
girl-why would i tell you that if it wasnt true??
i actually mean everything i say...true story!

by dopey<3 June 17, 2010

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"dem crazy bitches" story

When guys get together and tell annoying/weird/funny stories about their girlfriends.

"She was still pissed about something I said in my sleep 6 weeks ago"
"Dem Crazy Bitches!"

by MaHaBone January 29, 2004

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Cock Story

A story which is full of lies. Or a story which starts of true and then gets over exaggerated.

Guy 1: Dude I fucked that hot chick we were talking about last night. You know the one that was across the bar.

Guy 2: Stop telling us this cock story.

by IkkiFats May 18, 2009

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A carlisle story (loosely based on English professional footballer who plays as a central defender for Championship side Burnley.) is a story told to an audience that has a beginning, a middle, and then just ends. There is a bunch of stuff in the story, but only useless background information that nobody really needs to know about. However, there is no climax (see also: carlisle's sexual abilities), and no end. When you are listening to a "carlisle" speak, and at the point you think to yourself, "Wait is that it"? That is the end of the story

Example carlisle story: I had to go to the mall so I grabbed by hat, my banana, my $.45 and my... Interesting story about the 45 cents. The machine cheated me out of it. Anyways, so I'm there at the mall, and I had a fruit cup.

by reddit_1 November 22, 2011

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