skirt

skirt (skûrt): A derogatory remark. To insinuate that a person cant hang. To call someone a little girl, a pussy.

Natalie is being a skirt cuz she won't go out, she may need a Midol and tampon!

by Doug Amstutz May 19, 2008

Turtle Skirt

A skirt that is so short that when she bends over, you can see her snapper

her cooch was showing because of her turtle skirt

by yup August 12, 2004

Skirt steak

A piece of smoking hot hispanic pussy.

Explanation: The meat of choice of the hispanics is skirt steak and no one cooks it better, therefore, that juicy piece of meat translates well to great hispanic pussy. Not to mention of course, that the meat under a skirt is clearly pussy.

Man, that Rosalita is a serious piece of skirt steak!

by Headmonger January 5, 2010

White Shirt Test

A simple test that can result in one's judgement of a guy's appearance. You know a guy is hot when he can pull off wearing a white shirt.

Check out that guy in the white shirt and jeans...he's just passed the white shirt test

by Alean March 1, 2008

Skirt chaser

1. A man who finds himself attracted to any member of the human race with two boobs and a happy fun spot. Often spends a majority of his pointless and lonely life chasing after such a member of the human race completely ignorant to the fact that they have no interest in him and would wish for him to rot in a ditch somewhere with a clown jumping up and down on his deflated testicles.

2. Harsh Reality

"If I were to kick him in the crotch too hard, I might accidentally give him brain damage and kill him. AND THEN WHO WOULD BE THE BAD PERSON THING!?"

by Ryunnie July 31, 2003

Wet T-shirt contest

A contest that young women wear white or light- colored T-shirts without anything underneath and get sprayed on their chest with water making their T-shirts see-through and nipples visible.

Girl 1: Aye, have you ever won a wet T-shirt contest?
Girl 2: Yah!, it was the best thing I ever did!

by booboobearlalalaaa January 24, 2014

Sirty

Silly + Dirty = Sirty

She's a sirty girl - crazy/funny, but with a dirty mind

by sirty October 27, 2008