human shield

A misguided individual that would rather shield an out of the way location than to actually risk his life. Will change mind when exposed to what conditions are really like.

"What? Stand in front of Saddam? But, that'll get me killed. This isn't fun anymore."

by tradesman April 1, 2003

Shitexting

texting while taking a shit

"dude i was shitexting today....that japanese food killed me"

by ncsu628 October 30, 2008

Bombay Shitehawk

Imaginary bird used to compare to someone who when eating chicken from the bone strips it right down picking every little last bit of meat off.

Mom: "Damn Jack you sure were hungry. A bombay shitehawk would leave more!"
Jack: "Got any more?"

by John Lennob November 19, 2006

Shiterature

Any form of literature (usually simple reads) that you either already have stocked in the bathroom or take with you when you have to take a crap.

Lua: What are you looking for?

Talan: Some shiterature to read while I'm on the toilet.

Mom: What are all these archies doing scattered on your bathroom floor?

Kid: I read them when I'm taking a crap ma!

by Ozla September 30, 2009

Shitehood

The title, rank or status of a shithead. This is earned by being born to fools or being a disgrace to the human race.

Dude, I can't believe you could be that stupid.. You certainly earned your shitehood.

by Gingerbrains January 9, 2013

Shitearse

Shitearse (v.) is the act of licking a baggie clean if it’s residue after the consumption of the drugs.

I just watched Mick shitearse the bag

by Shitearse December 14, 2019

SciTech High School

A school with people who are educated. They can laugh and joke with each other with out fighting. The 9th graders are smart, funny, playful, and talkative. The 10th graders are low key. The 11th graders are the life of the party they have the best parties, they are funny, down to earth, don't care, but they get their work done and do what is needed to be done. The 12th graders are too serious because they are going to be adults soon. Some of the teachers are cool and some are disrespectful. This is a school with some fake people and people who are conceded and some people who are the "trillest" people you will meet. There is gossip, rumors, and drama like every other school. There are gay people, straight people and bisexual people like every other school. There is only one thing this school knows when it's time to get serious and when it's time to joke around. This is a school in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania now that is something to look at!

SciTech High School is an amazing school with all honor classes.

by Rog Lau November 20, 2013