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by Distressing Coleman November 8, 2022
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Shart Freckled

When somebody sharts on your face, leaving tiny, shitty, spots on it that look like freckles.
Look at this, I Shart Freckled that passed-out lightweight.
by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022
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Shart

Sharting is farting while expelling feces at the same time. A mixture of the words shit and fart. Shart!
Example 1
Person 1: "Holy shit, I think I just sharted"
Person 2: "How do you know if you did? Also get the fuck away from me I don't want your nasty vapourized poop particles in my body."
Person 1: "Wow I didn't know it was so bad to you, anyways my pants feel heavy. *turns around* See? its drooping down, right?"
Person 2: "Yeah it is that fucking bad you asshole, but yeah your pants are drooping down."
Person 1: "Well jeez, I didn't know you don't have to be so rude you fucking twinkle dick, yeah thanks for letting me know."
Person 2: "What'd you just call me? Shit biscuit, also no problem."
Person 1: "Shit biscuit? come on fucktard you can do better than that?"
Person 2: "Well yeah asswipe I can."
Person 1: "Asswipe is better?"
Person 2: "I never said it was, cum collector"
Person 1: "Okay, dipshit, fuck you and yo mama"
Person 2: "Go die in hell! *punch*"
**not inside jokes**
by i sharted😭 March 4, 2022
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shart

When you think you're about to fart but you accidentally poop with the fart
by pumby_rhino August 29, 2023
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Shart

Shart is when you shit and fart and the same time
Shart is when gou fart and shit at the same time you shart
by CROPTICBOT July 5, 2021
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Shart

Shart (Shit Fart)is when someone farts but ends up also shitting their chonies. Be safe guys
Oh Em Gee! Did that bitch shart?

Yes in fact, that female dog did indeed have a bit of flatulence with a little bit of…mmmm.. diarrhea.
by ChristmasMassacre September 24, 2021
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Shart

Omg I just squatted and now I shart!!
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