retarded barbies

retarded barbies are a fast growing social group of people found all over the uk. mainly retarded barbies also known as R.B´s are aged 16-19 and most commonly found in learning establishments such as schools and colleges, however R.Bs lack in intelligence and therefore use these buildings as a rest station between drinking days, to sober up.

generosity knows no bounds with these people, sharing everything from clothes to boyfriends.

you can recognise R.B´s easily by there fashion dress, they try to keep up with the latest fashions while tryin to customise it themselves which doesnt work making them fashion victims that look like gypsys.

although its a rareity, R.B´s do work,but its generally at a hotel doing "bar/waitressing work" but mostly they use D.A.D.D.Y as a personal banking service.

but all in all we salute you R.B´S, things wouldnt be the same without you

most of the female population of manchester that arent chavs!

by psychotic September 4, 2005

retard

A derogatory term for a person who is mentally handicapped or learning disabled. Can be really hurtful, damaging and offensive.

"Look at that kid sitting by himself. He must be a retard!"

by Palanaki August 27, 2007

Retarded blind frog

While you are tearing up some pussy from behind and you are about to reach your climax you spit on the bitches back. When she turns around you nut in her eyes kick her in both of the shins and watch her hop around into walls like a retarede blind frog.

climax nut pussy retarded blind frog

by Anthony Bunker August 29, 2009

Helmet wearing retarded

Adjective describing ignorance or stupidity of such magnetude, that mental deficiency is the first suspect in its cause. Named after the infamous protective headwear used by special education students.

Dude, that's not just dumb, That's friggin' helmet wearing retarded!

by 1SPectre4U January 12, 2004

Retard Farmer

A person who looks over Retards

"hey look it's one of those Retard Farmers!" *Everyone Laughs*

by Mike March 1, 2004

Socially Retarded

A person that thinks facebooking, twittering, texting, and being glued to your phone is being social even though its the complete opposite.

John: (staring at his phone) I'm such a social person
Mark: When was the last time you talked to someone face to face? You are more like Socially retarded

by bilbobagg May 20, 2011

retard check

A raid or instance boss or aspect of an encounter in World of Warcraft that is defined by the ability of group members to accomplish a simple task.

When the words "Do not move" appear in the middle of your screen while fighting the Shade of Aran and you continue to move, you have failed the retard check by killing your group members.

by Dexaw April 24, 2008