Prister Penaldo

A finished camel currently hiding from Messi in the deserts of Saudi Arabia, known for statpadding against small teams in qualifiers and ghosting in world cup knockouts. Hes also the only individual to win eight instagram d'ors.

Me: Hey! Did u see Prister Penaldos penalty yesterday against Lithuania? He is such a farmer bro!
Friend: Nah bro Lithuania is a big team, unlike most in Copa america!
Me: You are such a Prister Penaldo fan!

by Honest Prister Penaldo fan February 6, 2024

Crystianle Penaldo

Crystianle Penaldo is a fucking ass rigged ballon d'or stealer who doesn't deserves a single ballon do'r in fact he owes 8 ballon d'or to Lionel Messi THE GOAT. Crystianle Penaldo is a short ass fat penis shit player who can even run and he's 1000000000000000000lbs not fit at all. BASTARD CRYSTIANLE PENALDO

Crystianle Penaldo should never ever even exist in this universe, he scores 1 penalty in 5 careers of MEEEEESI.

by M8888S| November 24, 2023

Crystianle Penaldo

the last time he won the world cup was in 1994 and he was brazilian.

crystianle penaldo basically=fucknaldo is rigged shit who cant even see

by M8888S| November 24, 2023

Panned Punani

Seasoned pussy (season it with anything) that’s put in a pan, cooked, then ready to eat.

Tyrone: you tryn’ get some panned punani gang?

Jamal: bet.

by Mxgiik February 26, 2024

Pristiano Penaldo

Pristiano Penaldo Is a ghost living on the streets of Saudi Arabia. make sure to Not bring any tap-ins or penalties around him or he will take them and stat pad against Al Kebab. He is known to be the worst player to ever play football and ghosts in big games. He steals penalties from his teammates so he can get goals. no one has ever seen him play, he sits on the bench all game.

look, It's Pristiano Penaldo! Run, hide the penalties!

by Penalty Merchant Penaldo March 19, 2024

Divya punani farts

When a lady who's name is Divya queefs in xaviers face in the dojo while fighting and xavier inhales it and becomes paralyzed by the scent and begs for more. Commonly shortened to "DPF"

butterball: how was the divya punani farts xavier?
Xavier: SO good i want your queef too

by penisfart73 January 2, 2025

Death Penalty

Using my likeness to fuck women who thing you are me is rape. The contract explicitly states that that isn't allowed and is punishable by death. Anyone who benefits from the contract cannot, then, violate the contract and escape the punishment commensurate with the crime.

Hym "Death penalty sounds about right for a serial rapist using my likeness to get women he couldn't otherwise get."

by Hym Iam December 10, 2025