Professional "That Guy"

Quite often a professional musician, a professional "that guy" is hired to be a scape goat for lameness and criticism. They are the tried and true wingmen for all those who can't quite cut it in public.

Holy crap, Taylor Swifts guitarist is totally a Professional "That Guy". No Johnny, your just a regular that guy.

by poop geyser January 16, 2009

Professor McTittyGrab

A woman who specializes in the education of breast message. Also, see an "Alicia."

I've never fondled breasts before, I need a Professor McTittyGrab to show me the ropes.

by KevDee May 17, 2010

Professor

Knows quite a lot about science stuff.

Jesus incarnate.

We praise Professor Dave for his never ending knowledge.

by Bigboi68.5 March 14, 2019

Professor Chaos

Butter\'s from South Park\'s alternate ego. In which he wears stupid ass alumium foil and such. Trys to destroy things...

First seen when the gang of South Park play Ninja and exclude him. Then....they get a shuriken in his eye...dammit!

I am, PROFESSOR CHAOS!

MWUHAHAHAH!

*insert such nonsense here*

by Arlo De Guzman April 26, 2005

professor x

Some guy who thought it was a good idea to insult me because he know's I'm right about him. See prom night

Professor X is a virgin...

by Who Banger May 23, 2003

Professionality

Using your amazing personality to assist in your professional life.

That Jeremy has an amazing Professionality. I would let him bone me.

by JMAN2424 March 29, 2010

professional wrestling

pro•fes•sion•al wres•tling \pr&-'fesh-n&l re-s&l-in\ noun
1. unadulterated, homo-erotic, gender transferable, ass tapping, leg humping, man grappling, soft core man on man action on a giant drum performing in gaping man tights for public viewing by gender preference confused individuals trying to pass this gay play off as “entertainment”.

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bryan went home oiled and in tights, he must be going to watch professional wrestling.

by bryan chen September 21, 2007